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Showing posts with label election. Show all posts
Showing posts with label election. Show all posts

Saturday, August 11, 2012

2012 US Presidential Election and December 21 2012


2012 US Presidential Election and December 21 2012

Is it a coincidence that there will be a US Presidential election just prior to the 2012 Mayan doomsday predictions? How does this fit into all the prophecies of the Bible and the Mayans?

                                                            

                 


               

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  Consider some facts:
1. There is coming an Antichrist to rule the world. (II Thessalonians 2:8)

2. The Antichrist will not be revealed until immediately after the Rapture of the Church occurs (Christians will be Caught up to meet the Lord in the air. I Thessalonians 4:17) IF there is a major catastrophe on December 2012, and IF the US President is the antichrist (and that’s a lot of ifffing), The early 2013 installation of a new US president would make him the “savior of the world” since he would immediately institute “emergency measures” to curtail the crisis caused by the current calamities.

3. The Antichrist rises to world-wide preeminence almost immediately, due to the fact that he has “the answers” for some sort of global catastrophe that will have just occurred.

4. The Antichrist institutes global “citizenship” by requiring all who cooperate in banking or business or wishing to buy or sell to receive a mark on their forehead or hand. That number is 666. It is the Mark of the Beast. The technology is here now, and in operation already in many venues. Probably the US “health care reform” that is being rushed through Congress at the end of 2009 beginning of 2010 will be the impetus, since seemingly, everyone will think the “embedded microchip” will be a great way to store medical information.

5. The Antichrist offers peace and security for any and all who join his “system”. He will be the most powerful and influential person on the planet, bar none.

A possible time-line:a. The November 2012 elections.
b. Some horrendous cataclysmic event occurs late November, early to mid December 2012.
c. The new US President takes office in early, 2013.
d. Instantly, he must make major world-shaking decisions to restore the peace, society, and government. Thus, the Mark of the Beast, etc.

This, by no means, is a prediction. And the author does not personally believe that these dates are in any way accurate. Rather, God will bring the Antichrist into power exactly when His time is right. To be sure, those who think they know the exact date are wrong.

It is, however, very interesting that there is a US presidential election just mere weeks before December 21, 2012, when the whole world has been hyped to expect something catastrophic to happen.

The Antichrist will rule the nations of the Revived Roman Empire, (which may or may not include the United States of America) during the 7-year Tribulation period.

Our concern here is not “Who” the antichrist is, or “what countries” he controls, but rather that every one of our readers prepares himself for the return of the Savior, the Lord Jesus.

Don’t worry about December 2012, prepare for Revelation 20:12 [1]

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Is the Rapture a Biblical Doctrine?

To make sure we are on the same page with what the Rapture is supposed to be, please begin by watching this 2 minute video by a Rapture beliving ministry:


The Rapture doctrine means one thing and one thing only. It does not refer to people going to Heaven after they die, to people having visions or traveling in visionary states etc. The Rapture theory refers to the belief in the nearly instantaneous translocation of every single "Born Again Christian" on earth to Heaven as shown in this video. It refers to the nearly instantaneous disappearance of millions (if not billions) of human beings around the globe without a trace. It speaks of the "taking away" of every child on earth, of jets falling from the skies as Christian pilots are "taken" (arguably a good reason not to hire Christians hehe); it foretells the worst multi-car pile-ups in history as every vehicle being driven by a Christian is suddenly abandoned and careens out of control, of husbands and wives, parents and their children being separated as the Christians are "taken" in a twinkling of an eye from all over the globe.

This is what we mean by the term Rapture.
The Doctrine of the Rapture of the Church is the popular Nicean Christian belief that at some point in the future HaShem will extract all true "Christians" from the earth, "in a moment, in the twinkling of an eye" leaving everyone else here to suffer under the reign of the coming Antichrist (Rex Mundi).

This idea gained popular support through the teachings of Dr. Clarence Larkin (Dispensational Truths), Rev. Charles Scofield (The Scofield Bible), a plethora of Second and Third Great Awakening Evangelists (see my study The Great Awakenings for more on these religious developments), and more recently from the unbiblical works of fiction by Tim Lahey known as The Left Behind Series in which the Antichrist is depicted as a Transylvanian Dracula-type Liberal do-gooder gone bad! Likewise, Family Radio of Harold Camping has used this teaching to mislead millions. We need to understand the truth of this! Is this a biblical doctrine? Consider the following:
In Summary

"Just the Facts Please!"
    No Biblical Support:
  • The "Rapture" is a new doctrine, not historically held by any segment of the Church prior to the mid 1800's.
  • Proponants can't agree on the question of timing: Pre, Mid or Post Tribulation, so it's obviously not that clear. There are clear statements in the Revelation and elsewhere that contradict all three of the theorized time frames for a Rapture.
    If this earth shaking event were truly a biblical prophecy it would be made clear by the holy prophets.
  • One reason often given for why the Rapture must occur is that the Holy Spirit (the Ruach of HaShem: the Holy Presence of HaShem) must be removed from the Earth during the reign of the Beast (Rex Mundi/Antichrist). No biblical evidence for this view is ever offered nor can any be shown. Were God's Presence ever withdrawn from the Earth all life would instantly cease to exist since in the Spirit of Adonai "...we live, and move, and have our being..." (Acts 17:28). 
    Doctrinally this idea is even more problematic because were this accurate no one post Rapture could be "saved" nor have any communion with God (to be directed by Him etc.) and yet the biblical prophets clearly show divine intervention and inspiration throughout the entire final seven year period.
  • Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego were delivered but passed through the fiery furnace (Daniel 3:19). So too will we pass through the Seven Years or serve God's Will as martyrs.
  • Daniel was delivered but he nonetheless went through the Lion's den (Daniel 6:16).
  • The House of Judah survived King Nebuchadnezzar's tyrany but they passed though their Babylonian captivity.
  • The House of Judah survived the wrath of Haman because Mordecai was inspired to say to Esther: "...who knows whether you haven't come to the kingdom for such a time as this?" (Esther 4:14). They went through the experiences and HaShem protected them. So too will we pass through the Seven Years or serve God's Will as martyrs.
  • Nowhere in Scripture does Adonai remove His people in this way. They always pass through the "Red Sea" and continue in His service under His protection and inspiration. [2]  More:


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Monday, March 12, 2012

Explain it to me: Mormonism? You ain't seen nothing yet. Wait until the General Election Campaign


General Election: Romney vs. Obama


Explain it to me: Mormonism


You ain't seen nothing yet. Wait until the General Election Campaign - Romney vs. Obama, the godless left will break out a BIG can of whip-ass attacking Romney's wacko Mormon faith. The Primary Elections between Republicans have been tame and passive... the shit will hit the fan once these godless heathen liberals get up steam. Tying your dog on the roof of your car for 12 hours will be the least of Mitt "I had me some grits" Romney's problems.  Obama polls ahead today while still in GOP nice zone Primary's... See All General Election: Romney vs. Obama Polling Data
With two Mormons running for the Republican presidential nomination and a play riffing on the religion tearing up Broadway, the country appears to be having a Mormon moment.
Here are 10 facts about Mormonism. What other questions do you have about the faith?
1. The official name of the Mormon church is the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
2. Mormons consider themselves Christian but their beliefs and practices differ from traditional Christianity in key ways, including belief in sacred texts outside the Bible and practices like posthumous proxy baptism and wearing special undergarments.
3. There are about 14 million Mormons today, with more than half living outside the United States.
4.  The Mormon religion was founded in upstate New York in 1830, when Joseph Smith published a translation of writings he said he found and translated from Egyptian-style hieroglyphics into English.  That's the Book of Mormon, which believers say consists of writings produced by ancient American civilizations.
5. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has outlawed polygamy since 1890.
6. Early Mormons faced intense persecution, so church headquarters relocated from New York to Missouri to Illinois in rapid succession. Joseph Smith was killed by a mob in Illinois. His successor, Brigham Young, led early Mormons to the Great Salt Lake in what's now Utah, where church headquarters remains.
7. Mormon men are expected to perform two years of missionary work beginning when they're 19 years old. Women can also do missionary work when they turn 21, but there is less pressure to do so.
8. Famous Mormons include J.W. Marriott, founder of the hotel chain, Glenn Beck and Gladys Knight, a convert.
9. Jon Huntsman and Mitt Romney represent different generations of Mormonism that have related pretty differently to American culture.
10. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is running some major ad campaigns to take advantage of burgeoning interest in the religion  source:
South Park's Accurate Mormon Explanation...FYI 

Mitt Romney Admits Family Dog Rode on the Roof of His Car for 12-Hour Trip



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Presidential candidate Mitt Romney has currently come under fire from animal lovers for what is being dubbed the "Mitt Romney dog on roof" incident, in which he admitted to putting his dog on the roof of his car for a 12-hour car trip in 1983.
Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney might have his hands full with PETA and other animal lovers after events involving his family dog from over 20 years ago resurfaced.
Apparently, Romney took his family dog, an Irish Setter named Seamus, on a 12-hour car trip in 1983 tied to the roof of his car in what is being dubbed the "Mitt Romney dog on roof" incident.
What's more is that Romney actually admitted to the act in an interview on Fox News, and tried to explain that Seamus enjoyed riding on the roof. He asserted that, with a car full of five children, the dog was probably more comfortable up top than he would have been if he was in the car.
What Romney obviously didn't know is that, as the interviewer points out, putting a dog on the roof of a car (in a kennel or otherwise) is considered cruel and inhumane in the state of Massachusetts. Whoops...
You can watch a snippet of the "Mitt Romney dog on roof" interview from Fox News below:

                                      
Romney's actions obviously weren't the smartest. Most animal lovers, as the interviewer notes, would just as soon put their animal on the roof of a car as they would their own children.
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