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Monday, November 26, 2012

HOLY HAIR or WITCHCRAFT?

HOLINESS GONE WILD


So there is a special blessing –a grand reward of power with God and the presence of holy angels around about a godly woman that does NOT cut her hair.
Here is a promise that I wish every woman listening in today would remember. First of all Christ needs you! … the womanhood of any generation that knew God have always been the leaders in prayer and power with God … So women, here is a promise to every godly woman, that you will have power with God because of the presence of angels, providing you use your hair for a covering and not cut it or bob it off.
(This picture above was taken at the Alabama’s Ladies retreat. Sis Patty Twyman took down her hair to summon the power of the angels over the prayer requests. Many prayers were answered.)

Burr, in a October 1954 Pentecostal Herald article entitled “The Hair Question” asserts the following views:
1. Cutting hair is a salvational matter.
“This a matter of life or of death, eternal salvation or eternal condemnation”.
2. Short hair affects spirituality.
“Mark these words, you will never find a really spiritual woman with short hair”
3. Cutting affects God’s favor over one’s life
” It is a shame for a woman to pray with short hair. You may not need God now; but one day you will need him more than anything else in this world. Perhaps in sickness, your baby, your husband, yourself. In death, in distress, how will you be able to kneel before him in sincerity with your short hair, a very banner of rebellion, mocking Him even as you try to lay hold of him in prayer’
Power of angels?
God compelled to pour out his gift of the Holy Spirit because of uncut hair?  
Receiving the Baptism of the Holy Ghost through the laying of hair?
A distinct anointing?
No results in prayer?  Losing authority in prayer?
The devil knows we carry the glory of God in our hair?
A woman can gain power with God by having her hair grow long?


Holy Magic Hair- Taught by Lee Stoneking

Daniel Alicea, the man who operates holymagichair.com, found in his research that...
"Most wiccan witches agree that there is no added or extra power in uncut hair while recognizing it is used in ritual magic...but so is eye newt, toe of frog...wool of bat and tongue of dog."
He even quotes one wiccan saying "Hair does not give you extra power and you don't lose power if it's cut."
Keeping in mind, believers on both sides are united against this magic hair heresy.
Some prevailing doctrines in certain circles that I believe have led to the extreme, present-day HMH doctrine can be traced to the teachings of men like  of S.G. Norris and Murray Burr.
As early as the PAJC days in 1945, S.G. Norris, former president of Apostolic Bible Institute, General Presbyter and author, proposed elements now found in modern-day HMH doctrine.


The Following is taken from The Church of Wicca.
Has Witchcraft entered the Christian Church? 


The NC Piedmont Church of Wicca was founded in 1999 to provide access to Wiccan teachings and religious services to sincere spiritual seekers in and around the Carolina piedmont region.
We are proud of our history of community service and inclusiveness. We have been in involved in many cooperative projects, including several Pagan Pride Day events. We also host an annual weekend Pagan festival each Beltane.
Our rituals are eclectic in nature and emphasize the experiencial relationship between humanity and the Divine. Our rites often include dramatized myth as a method of forging and reinforcing our connection with Divinity. 

NCPCOW Principles of Belief 

1 And it harm none, do what you will.
2 The 3-fold law: What we do will be returned to us.
3 We practice rites to attune us with the natural rhythm of life forces marked by the phases of moon and cycles of the sun.
4 We seek to live in harmony with nature.
We connect to divinity through the polarity of God and Goddess.
We view the universe as consisting of complementary forces of light and dark.
7 Many paths are valid. We acknowledge the validity of all life affirming religions.
8 We believe in the authority of the individual to craft his or her own path.
9 Wicca is a religion that embraces magic.
10 The affirmation and fulfillment of life gives meaning to the universe.
11 We believe in the principle of reincarnation.
12 Wicca is a modern religion with a philosophical lineage based in historical theology.

Why do you use the word "church" instead of "coven"?The structure of the church differs from that of the traditional coven in several respects. Our leadership is selected differently and our membership is far more open, as is the way we interact with the general community. While a "coven" could certainly be run in much the same way, there comes a point when a group has moved so far from traditional structure that it makes sense to call it something else. We chose "church" because it pretty accurately describes us, and because it makes us immediately recognizable as a religious organization.
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LONG HAIR SPELL DOES WORKWhere the world learns black magicwhite magicpagan, wiccan and occult arts.Magic Forums
Grow hair spell
Method:
Say these words thrice as you hold the part of body you wish hair to grow,
“Stretch itTwist itMake it growLike a riverLet it flowThree times fast shall this hair growThis is my will.”
So mote it be. 
Source: http://www.creepyhollows.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=67&t=22257

OKAY SO IVE BEEN USING THE HAIR GROWTH SPELL FOR 4 WEEKS ALREADY, AND MY HAIR HAS BEEN GROWING EVER SINCE, WEEK 1 THE SPELL STARTS TO WORK IN A COUPLE OF HOURS OR 1 FULL DAY. THE NEXT DAY OMG IT WORKS!!!! MY MOM HAD NO IDEA HOW MY HERE GOT A LITTLE LONGERIN JUST 24 HOURS! PLEASE IM TELLING YOU THE RESULTS ARE AWSOME! I CAN'T BEILEVE IT. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BEILEVE ME JUST CHECK IT OUT FOR YOURSELF AMAZED! NOW TODAY ON FEBRUARY 3, 2010 MY HAIR IS NOW PASS MY SHOULDERS AND NOW IT'S NEAR MY WAIST LEVEL. TO THIS DAY I STILL SAY THE SPELL, OH AND A TIP, AS YOUR SAYING THE SPELL USE A BRUSH TO BRUSH YOUR HAIR. IT WORKS!!!! YOU WILL SEE THE RESULTS EVEN FASTER!!!! 

"NOTE: THIS SPELL WILL ASK YOU TO CHANT 3 TIMES...YOU CAN...BUT I LEARNED THAT TO SEE RESULTS FASTER, CHANT IT AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT. 


HAIR GROWTH SPELL CHANT: STRETCH IT, TWIST IT, MAKE IT GROW, LIKE A RIVER LET IT FLOW THREE TIMES FAST SHALL THIS HAIR GROW, THIS MY WILL, SO MOTE IT BE. 
* OH AND IF YOU SAY THE CHANT EVERYDAY, YOUR HAIR WILL GROW INCH BY INCH(DONT KNOW HOW MANY INCHES BUT INCH) BEILEVE ME THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST WORKING SPELLS THAT I EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE!! :D :D :D"SOURCE: http://www.spellsofmagic.com/read_post.html?post=381943
Interesting findings about hair for Apostolic PentecostalsHair to the Apostolic Pentecostal woman is more than just HAIR, it's considered her glory. There are probably over 100,000 Apostolics here in America and around the world that know about 1 Cor. 11. Here are some things to ponder. Do you believe hair is your glory or do you consider it JUST HAIR?
Did you know that witches won't cut their hair because they try to tap into the power promised to us in 1Cor 11? Do you know why Indians used to scalp their enemies? Do you know why Nuns and Buddhist monks shave their hair? What does tar and feathering mean? Do you know who it was that first starting the hair cutting trend? What date was that? What about the hippie movement?
What significance is there when hair is found at the scene of a crime?
These are the some topics I discuss in my book, MY HAIR MY GLORY. I hope to blog more to help those still struggling with this topic. I quote over 300 resources that I found when researching on the subject.  SOURCE:

Did you know that witches won't cut their hair because they try to tap into the power promised to us in 1Cor 11? 
The pagan principle of the eternal feminine asserts that the Mother Goddess ruled over the first age of earth, corresponding to Lemuria, which supposedly achieved the highest level of civilization ever known to man. It is the same Gnostic principle which Bishop Graber and the present Pope fundamentally espouse, viz., that the divine feminine, masquerading as Mary, chronologically preceded and therefore gave divine life to her Son. As previously stated, one significant outcome of the Nestorian heresy was to give priority to the Mother Goddess, the pagan feminine archetype, over her Son. There are, however, esoteric connotations in Bishop Graber's statement, which only the initiated fully understand.
"...we greet Mary as the great sign in the heavens which precedes the coming of her Son..."Bishop Graber's prediction is generally construed as an apparition of Mary, the Mother of God. Pope John Paul II is expecting a manifestation of Mary similar to the 'Miracle of the Sun' at Fatima, Portugal on October 13, 1917. On this occasion, the sun appearing as "a solar disc...spun upon itself in a mad whirl...and whirling wildly, seemed all at once to loosen itself from the firmament and, blood red, advance threateningly upon the earth as if to crush us with its huge and fiery weight." (938) Catholics believe that a recurrence of this miracle would vindicate the Catholic Church as the 'one true Church'.
Although Roman Catholics perceive this apparition as a visitation of Mary, the mother of Jesus, New Agers recognize the many occult phenomena which attended the solar event at Fatima. According to a published eye-witness account of the Fatima apparition, the sun took on the appearance of a solar disk, an ancient occult symbol of the sun. (See solar disk symbol and explanation.) On October 13, 1917, the sun would have risen in the sign of Virgo; also the Moon was in Virgo.  Bishop Graber has predicted that a sign will precede the coming of Christ.  And not just a sign, but a great sign!  Was the Bishop referring to Virgo, the Great Mother Goddess?

In some religions, women choose to cover their hair. While this practice is often tied to modesty, in some traditions it relates to the restraint of power. Although not a specifically Wiccan or Pagan custom, there are some individual Pagans who have incorporated this into their belief system. Marisa, a California Pagan who follows an eclectic path rooted in Eastern traditions, says, “I cover my hair when I go out, because for me, it’s a matter of keeping the power of the crown chakra contained. I uncover it when doing ritual, because then the crown chakra is open and uninhibited, and allows me to commune directly with the Divine.”
In a number of traditions of folk magic, hair is strongly associated with the human spirit, and can be used as a way to control an individual. There are countless recipes found in hoodoo and rootwork that involve the use of human hair as part of a spell or “trick,” according to Jim Haskins in his book Voodoo and Hoodoo.
In addition, there are a number of superstitions and customs about hair, particularly when it comes to cutting. It is believed in many areas that if you cut your hair at the time of the full moon, it will grow much faster – but hair cut during the dark of the moon will grow thin and possibly even fall out! SeaChelle, a practicing witch whose family has roots in Appalachia, says, “When I was a little girl, my grandmother used to tell me that after she cut our hair, we had to bury the clippings in the ground. You couldn’t burn it, because it would make the hair you had left grow brittle, and you couldn’t just toss it outside, because birds would steal it to use in their nests, and that would give you a headache.”

A woman can gain power with God by having her hair grow long?

David K. Bernard, the recently elected General Superintendent of the United Pentecostal Church International, has seemingly put his stamp of approval on the increasingly popular practice of laying hair among Apostolic circles,  in  a recent 2009 UGST symposium paper.



Bernard’s symposium paper regarding hair doctrine 


The Bible’s Teaching about Hair Length:
Culture or Command?

Presented by David K. Bernard

The New Testament contains teaching about the respective hair lengths of men and women. Most denominational churches consider it to be merely a cultural teaching that does not apply today. Some interpret the passage in question to mean that women must pray with a type of cloth on their heads. Most conservative churches at one time taught women to have long hair, and some continue to do so today.
All Scripture is given by the inspiration of God (II Timothy 3:16). We should not ignore any passage of Scripture, for each is precious and important. [Note: The only Scripture Sha'ul (Paul) refers is the TaNaCH, the Old Testament. There was no NT written, these letters were compiled much later.]  We should especially heed instructions to the New Testament church, for we are part of that church. Let us analyze this passage of Scripture in that light.  Read more:

5 New Testament Questions that virtually all Christian Ministers are unable to answer correctly according to the Bible:

1: How does the Scriptures define our Love for God?
2: How do we know that we know the true God?
3: How do we know that we love the Children of God?
4: The New Covenant pertains to whom; The House of Judah, The House of Yisrael, or the Church?
5: How do we enter into eternal life? LINK

"There is only one Truth, HaShem Echad"


Please Note:  Direct Relationship:
You can enter into a deep, joyful and fulfilling relationship with the One Creator of heaven and earth without having anyone else involved in that relationship aside from the two of you: God and yourself.
Don’t let anyone tell you that your Creator is “unapproachable”. You don’t need anyone to stand between you and Him.
He is close to all who call upon Him in truth (Psalm 145:18). Rabbi Eli Cohen

Monday, October 24, 2011

TAKE HEED AMERICA! WITCHES ARE BACK!




TAKE HEED AMERICA! WITCHES ARE BACK!

WICCA:
Intoxicated By Christian Blood!


SPOTLIGHT ON WICCA:
A Dangerous New Trend! Ugly, Pale Faced Fat People Who Hate Christians and Use Halloween to Recruit Innocent Children into the Dark Master's (Satan's) Service!


Freehold, Iowa - In an act that can only be described as pure evil, a rabid young Wiccan girl wearing a black cape burst into the Landover Baptist 11 a.m. Sunday morning church service and flung the bloody carcass of a headless black cat across 297 pews. Pastor Deacon Fred ducked just in time as the abomination splashed into the baptismal pool, spattering chunks of animal flesh and water over the white robes of a horrified Christian Seniors Choir visiting from Des Moines. Pushing a frenzied crowd of screaming parishioners aside, Church ushers acted quickly and detained the Devil's harlot for questioning in the sanctuary basement before taking her to the furnace room.


The following Tuesday, at a meeting of concerned Deacons, Pastor Deacon Fred explained, “Wicca, is just a fancy word that insecure unsaved teenagers who hate their parents use to describe their little club.” Landover Baptist has thousands of Christian moles placed in covens, chat rooms, and schools all across America. “They feed us some pretty gruesome stuff about Wiccans,”said Pastor Deacon Fred. "From what we can gather, Wiccans kidnap Christian children and drink their blood to seal their commitment to Satan." Deacon Fred continued, "My guess is that the little Devil worshipper who slipped into our Sunday Morning service last week, did so because she got some inside information about what we were going to release on our website this month. She was nervous and very upset that the rest of the world would soon learn the truth about her silly cult.”

It was announced after the meeting that Landover parishioners and Baptist police officers in Freehold, Iowa will be required to undergo extensive training in order to spot the latest breed of unsaved trash, the Wiccan, or, as the True Christian® founding fathers of America called them, Witches. Some of that training information, as planned, is available in condensed form below. Please keep in mind, that if you see anyone that fits ANY of the descriptions you are about to read, anywhere on your local church property, call the policeIMMEDIATELY! These sorts of people do not visit churches because they are looking for salvation. They are there to harass True Christians®, cast spells, throw hexes, and to commit bizarre hate crimes against the true body of Christ (Baptists), their sworn enemy. We also believe that True Wiccans are receiving orders directly from the Vatican, which makes the situation even more dangerous.
Spotting Wiccans:
This information could save a Christian life!

Wiccans Have a Sloppy and Disrespectful Appearance*:
Wiccans are generally overweight and of pale complexion. If they are not pale, they use powder or makeup (even male Wiccans!) to generate the illusion of paleness or death. Wiccans are given to the piercing of skin as a sign of submission to their master, Satan. Look for multiple piercing and piercing in peculiar places like the nose, cheeks, eyebrows, lips, fingertips, chin, forehead, tongue, and on the shocking devil’s tip of the ear! Some Wiccans pierce their genitals as well. If you happen to peek over into the stall next to you and see a urination stream spraying in three directions (to mock the Trinity), it is likely the person is a Wiccan who just had the tip of his penis carefully pierced by his coven leader. (NOTE: Most coven leaders are either Catholic priests or tattoo parlor owners)
Wiccans are under a contract with Satan to wear black. It is one of the first things they learn when they are indoctrinated into their cult. You can spot them mostly in leather, lace, black fingernail polish, eye makeup, and lipstick. Some Wiccans even wear black underwear! But since you are a Christian, you won’t have to see that unless you capture one.
It is a well-known fact that Wiccans only bathe once a month, as such; they have a distinctively unpleasant odor they try to hide by wearing perfumes like patchouli or wolf’s bane.
Wiccans wear lots of silver jewelry that is never clean. If you see someone wearing rings, amulets, broaches, or necklaces caked with green mold, most likely that person is a Wiccan.
What Are Wiccans Skilled At?:
Wiccans usually bring home better grades at school than most of their peers. This is not because they are more intelligent, but rather because they cheat by casting spells and hexes on their teachers. Their master (Satan) is also highly adept at moving their pudgy little fingers in the right direction on a test paper. It is also important to note here that if a Wiccan is sober enough to vote, it will always be for a Democrat. The word "democrat" is closely associated with the word, "demon." Most True Christians® commonly refer to Democrats as "Demoncrats" and already keep a firearm handy during election time, so this information might be redundant for some.
Wiccan Behavior:
Most Wiccans congregate in groups that prey on loners. They are generally a quiet lot because they are constantly thinking about new ways to kidnap True Christian® children and drain their bodies of blood. Wiccans like to purchase knives and swords from master Wiccan craftsmen who camp out at Renaissance Festivals (Renaissance Festivals are run by the Catholic Church - LBC Creation Science Vatican Study, 1983, pg 114-127). It's a preference of blade over gun because a good part of their satanic ritual includes a precise cutting of Christian flesh into bite-size Jesus steaks that are oftentimes smoked and cured into what Wiccans jokingly call, "Jesus Jerky." These fat little demons get a real hellish kick out of sitting around their school lunch table, nibbling on Christian flesh while classmates look on unaware.
Wiccans are also known to tear out pages from the Bible (especially pages that have red writing on them). They use them to roll marijuana cigarettes into something they refer to as "a joint."
The Wiccan Blood Pact to Lucifer (Bond To Satan):
Most Wiccans will tell you that they don't believe in Satan. LOL! Everyone knows that you don't have to believe in Satan to follow him.
THE HONEST, 100% TRUTH IS: Anyone who isn't following Jesus, is following Satan! It doesn't matter a drop of the precious, warm blood of Christ if they believe in Satan or not!
What many young Wiccans don't know is that, like the Mormon Church, the higher ups (Wiccans refer to them as "Elite Warlocks, Blood Guards, and Litch Kings") keep their flock in the dark about the real Satanic Wiccan agenda. You'd think that by drinking all that Christian blood they would know something was amiss! Sadly, most Wiccans have been placed under a trance by their coven leaders and it's only when they reach a certain level in their training that the trance is lifted, and by then it is way too late for any hope!. SOURCE: