JUSTIN BIEBER CAUSES GAYNESS

Here are 3 reasons why Justin Bieber is Satan’s Puppet:

1. Justin Bieber Is Turning our young boys into gays:

Young boys notice Justin Biebers feminine appearance and realize that if they want to be famous they must also appear feminine. They will wear makeup and dresses which will eventually cause them to become attracted to members of their own species.

Due to gender confusion they will turn to murder and drugs which lead to eternity in hell.

2. False Idol Worship:

Millions of young girls are obsessing over this little boy when they should be worshiping Jesus Christ.

They sing his songs and attend his satanic brainwashing ritual concerts and soon they will forget God entirely and will instead worship Justin Bieber.

False Idol Worship is one of the worst sins so Justin Bieber is causing these impressionable young girls to be sinners.

Long hair makes you homosexual?

3. Feelings Of Entitlement That Lead To Soul Selling:

Young children learn that Justin Bieber was able to get rich and famous even though he was just a kid and didn’t work very hard and they begin to think that they can also.

Thousands of kids are posting videos of them singing in the hopes that they will become rich and Famous like Justin as well. When it doesn’t work out (which it never does) they will turn to Satan since God does not grant wishes.

Justin Bieber is Satans most favorite person on the world since Justin Bieber causes tons of children (and even adults who failed in the music industry) to sell their souls.

SOURCE: http://church-of-illumination.com/justin-bieber-satanic

Saturday, April 6, 2013

Florida woman finds ‘sign from God’ on Goldfish cracker

Florida woman finds ‘sign from God’ on Goldfish cracker

By Eric Pfeiffer

It’s a fishy story, but the woman telling it believes it's pure gold. The Florida resident says the markings she found on a Goldfish crackerare a direct message affirming her Christian faith.

Patti Burke now keeps her "sign from God"
inside an earring case (Florida Today)

“I believe that it’s a sign, a sign from God,” Patti Burke told WKMG. “He is still in our life every day, and he wants to show that to his people.”

It's not quite manna, but in Burke's eyes it's a manifestation of her faith.

The cracker in question has two markings, or imperfections, on its surface. Burke says the first marking is of a cross with a circle around it. The second marking, near the head of the fish, represents a golden crown.

“When I picked this one up, I knew he was special,” she said. “Something I’ve never seen before out of all the Goldfish I’ve eaten.”

Burke admittedly has been working from a large sample size, consuming between two and three pounds of the crackers per week. She says she eats the small crackers individually, examining each one for the optimal amount of savory coating.

Burke now carries her special cracker in an earring box padded with gauze. But she wasn’t immediately convinced it was a sign from God. At first, she thought maybe she had won a special promotion from cracker manufacturer Pepperidge Farm.

“They called me back and said there’s no way this could have been printed like that in the factory,” Burke told KSAT. “They said it sounds like something miraculous happened and we don’t know how it happened.”

(That comment has not been confirmed by Pepperidge Farm.)

No one can say exactly when people started seeing notable figures in their food, but it’s a phenomenon that has made headlines in the modern era. Last year, a Nebraska woman sold a Chicken McNugget on eBay for $8,100 after becoming convinced it contained the visage of George Washington.

After becoming convinced that the cracker in fact possessed a deeper, spiritual message, Burke brought her sign of faith to her pastor, D. Scott Worth.

“I think it’s a sign,” Worth told WKMG. “I think it points to, I would hesitate to call it a miracle, but I think it points to the miracle, which is Jesus Christ defeated death. And that’s what Easter is all about.”

Of course, not every piece of food contains divine inspiration. Just pray you don’t end up with a toaster possessed by the Devil.

source: http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/florida-woman-finds-sign-god-her-goldfish-cracker-191857159.html

Are there too many long haired hippies roaming the halls of your church?

Too many “sissy” looking teenage boys filling up your church pews?

Then this song is for you.

It’s called “If Your Hair’s Too Long, There’s Sin In Your Heart.”

Just click on the music player below, hit play, and remind those godless heathens of their sinful ways.

Also, available are such classics as “The King James Version Is Good Enough For Me” and “Thank God For The Preacher Who Scared Hell Out Of Me”.