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Showing posts with label False prophets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label False prophets. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Apocalypse Now(ish): Irvin Baxter wants to teach Jews Prophecy?

Apocalypse Now(ish): Irvin Baxter's End Times Empire
"What I want to do is to teach the Jews the prophecies of the Bible, so that they're not operating blindfolded," he says. "Because more prophecy will come to pass in Israel than in any other place on earth over the next seven, eight or 10 years," if not sooner, he says. "We're entering the time of the most rapid prophetic fulfillment. So between our television effort, sending magazines out and our prophecy college, we're hoping we can be instrumental in teaching those prophecies to those who will listen."

Death, destruction and the end of humanity: Dallas pastor Irvin Baxter is building a media juggernaut by predicting the very worst.

Prophet for Profit Irvin Baxter

Irvin Baxter doesn't dance.
It's a rainy fall night in Granbury, a small town about 40 miles southwest of Fort Worth. On the stage inside the Calvary Church of Granbury, a young, clean-cut band is blasting a syrupy, guitar-driven ballad: "I'm gonna sing for You like nobody's listening, gonna dance for You like nobody's watching." The lyrics are projected onto a screen hanging behind the stage, so the audience of 250 or so can sing along. Everybody's elbow to elbow in the green pews. A row of folding chairs in the back accommodates the overflow.
It's barely five minutes into the evening, but nearly everyone is on their feet, many with their arms raised beseechingly, looking overcome. Pastor Jacob Stump, center stage, sways, his eyes closed, his head thrown back.
Baxter stands next to him. He's a big man in his late 60s, with a belly to match, a broad, acne-scarred face, a straight white smile and square silver-rimmed glasses. He's sort of shuffling to the music, arms by his sides, singing along and wearing a little half-smile. He has no rhythm. He looks like somebody's bashful uncle, perched on the edge of the dance floor at a wedding.
He's tonight's star, though, the reason all these people have packed Calvary on an inclement weekend night — to attend Baxter's "conference," as he calls it. It's obvious many of them aren't regular congregants. Calvary is a Pentecostal church, and its members are up front, the men in neat suits, the women in roomy dresses and high, stiff hairdos. Near the back, things get a little more disorderly: people in jeans, a pissed-off-looking guy in camo shorts and a "Stand With Israel" shirt, a biker-looking couple whose male half has a balding head of dreadlocks and what looks to be a homemade tattoo on his forehead. With the exception of an assistant pastor from Fiji, everyone in the room is white.
"It's an honor and a privilege to have you in Granbury," Stump tells Baxter, and the room erupts in applause and shouts. Baxter takes the podium, his awkwardness gone.
"It's my first time in Granbury," he tells the crowd. "Let's applaud three times as loud forJesus Christ." Jesus gets a hearty round, and after a quick joke, Baxter gets down to business. He asks how many people subscribe to Endtime, his magazine. Not many hands go up.
"You probably should," he deadpans. "It's required to make the Rapture." Everyone giggles, slightly scandalized.
Out in the lobby, at a table manned by his adult daughter Jana, Baxter's DVDs await. There are more than a dozen titles, each going for $20. They've got cover art like something you'd see on a video game cover or a heavy metal album, and dramatic titles like World War III: Entrance Ramp for the Antichrist and Master Plan of the Dragon. As part of his four-step instructions to get ready for the collapse of human government and the return of Jesus Christ, Baxter recommends Understanding the Endtime, a 14-DVD set that costs $200. Tonight he's lecturing on "2012 in Bible Prophecy." There's a DVD for that too. Dedicated fans can also purchase Endtime University, a "six semester" set that contains 84 Bible lessons. It costs $595.
On stage, Baxter offers some good news: The world won't end in December 2012. All that stuff about the Mayan calendar or some "Planet X" hitting the Earth is wrong. He shows a few clips from apocalyptic movies; the audience watches tensely as L.A. and New York get wiped out repeatedly for several minutes by meteors, floods and nuclear bombs.
"You wonder why sleeping pill sales are up?" Baxter says, pausing the DVD.
Just because the Mayans were wrong doesn't mean big things aren't afoot. "We're just about in transition. That's what you feel. Even our president talks about a fundamental transition. I don't think he knows what he's talking about, but ..." Baxter starts to go on, but he's interrupted by whoops of approval and applause. He smiles.
"I didn't mean that quite how you took it," he tells them. "We got a loaded crowd here tonight."
How do we know what's really about to happen next? Easy, Baxter says. "It's in your Bible. You won't like it. It's the Battle of Armageddon." The audience doesn't seem fazed, though. Armageddon is what they came for.
Baxter looks around the room and smiles big. "I'm so glad I'm alive right now," he confides. They should be too, he says. They're privileged, special, a chosen generation. They won't be "asleep at the wheel" when the big things hit.
"God put me right where I want to be," he tells them. "To see this whole thing wrap up."

"If you're not ready when it comes, it will sweep you away," Baxter says one morning, about a week before the conference in Granbury. "And so we've been updating our structure. Our purpose is to reach the world with our message."
Time is growing short, though.


"There's a horrific war coming. I wish it would never happen, but it is going to happen. The prophecies never miss." In that war, Baxter says, more than two billion people will die, and the United States will suffer greatly. "I wouldn't be surprised if we lose 25 million."

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Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Pastor Calls Out False Teacher on Stage


Pastor Calls Out False Teacher on Stage



How would you handle a false teacher who you believe is misleading others?

Practical Idea: Use this explosive clip to start a discussion in your small group about what they feel is the best way to uphold truth in Christ. [1]


 

“I'm going to prove to you that the church actually teaches that Jesus is not the messiah and its going to come from the words of Moses:

Deu 13:1 "If a prophet or someone who gets messages while dreaming arise among you and he gives you a sign or wonder,

Deu 13:2 and the sign or wonder comes about as he predicted when he said, 'Let's follow other gods, which you have not known; and let us serve them,'

Deu 13:3 you are not to listen to what that prophet or dreamer says. For ADONAI your God is TESTING you, in order to find out whether you really do love ADONAI your God with all your heart and being.
Deu 13:4 You are to follow ADONAI your God, fear HIM, obey HIS mitzvot (commandment), listen to what HE says, serve HIM and cling to HIM;

Yeshua (Jesus) was one of our countrymen. He was a prophet, he did signs and wonders.

If he came to change what Moses said. To give us a new god. A new way to God. If he came to do something different than what Moses said, as it says in verse 5.

Deu 13:5 and that prophet or dreamer is to be put to death; because he urged rebellion against ADONAI your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt and redeemed you from a life of slavery; in order to seduce you away from the path ADONAI your God ORDERED you to follow. This is how you are to rid your community of this wickedness.

If he in fact came to do that, he's a false messiah! A false prophet! He's a false teacher and he deserves to die of blasphemy. If he came to do that, he is false!

Do you want to know why my Jewish brethren have rejected him as the messiah?

Because that's the best proof that he's not!

So I'd like my gentile brethren, God Love them, to please stop supplying false witnesses about Yeshua and saying he came contrary to Moses.

He who will be great in the Kingdom will be he who keeps and teaches the Torah.

We know the Messiah is the greatest in the Kingdom. Therefore, the Messiah keeps and teaches the Torah!

Don't try dispute the very words of God! You can't possible be right!” by Monty Judah [2]

Mat 5:17 "Don't think that I have come to abolish the Torah or the Prophets. I have come not to abolish but to complete. Yes indeed! I tell you that until heaven and earth pass away, not so much as a yud or a stroke will pass from the Torah -- not until everything that must happen has happened. So whoever disobeys the least of these mitzvot and teaches others to do so will be called the least in the Kingdom of Heaven. But whoever obeys them and so teaches will be called great in the Kingdom of Heaven.

The Church teaches the Law (the Torah) is abolished. Yeshua disagrees! 

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[1] http://www.churchleaders.com/pastors/videos-for-pastors/161753-videos_local_pastor_calls_out_false_teacher.html

[2] Clips from teaching titled, "Why the Church Teaches Jesus is not the Messiah". http://youtu.be/QvTLwNf7p-4