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Thursday, March 14, 2013

Pastor Drops a Grand on Wifes Shoes? "Because you sold God for a pair of $1,000 shoes"

Because you sold God for a pair of $1,000 shoes


"I remember when I used to worry about being politically correct about this blog. The sad part is that I still care enough not to use names...

But at this rate, it won't be long...

In the mean time... the picture above was posted on Instagram.

Normally, a picture of shoes wouldn't matter that much to me. Because, girls like shoes and they like really weird, materialist things that do no matter one iota in the kingdom of God. Apostolic girls are weird. They actually think absurd clothing matters. The rest of the world realizes how dumb this idea is, and chooses to apply make-up to just make themselves look better. Yet, Apostolic girls try compensating (horribly) for their inability to use make-up to look pretty by wearing RIDICULOUS CLOTHING AT RIDICULOUS PRICES hoping to look important....

Case in point: The above picture.


This picture from Instagram is a Valentine's treat from hubby to wife...

Isn't that cute?

Except the shoes in question cost over $1,000.

This is not a joke. I wouldn't have noticed this at all. Normally I wouldn't even know this since I don't have an Instagram. Yet I have considerate friends who know enough to e-mail me about the crisis of shoes and say "Dude, people are doing stupid things and I think you should know..."

Plus, without even biblical insight, my own girlfriend, who is not "Saved" wears shoes from 10 years ago that cost thirty dollars.... and wait for it: She has graduated from Juliard, Yale, and is getting her doctorate at the University of Michigan (all of which are on a full-ride.. but hey, I'm not bragging about things that actually matter)....

And the minister and his wife who were generous enough to provide us with the above picture are both UPC.

And not only did the pastor's wife appreciate the gift (because it's romantic).....but she thought it was completely acceptable to brag to the entire world how shallow and empty she was....

Which is a weird world...

Because if someone gave me a $1,000 pair of shoes, even if it was my wife, I'd disown the giftgiver immediately. If it was my girlfriend, I'd break up with her. No one should ever, ever care about the things of this world so much as to brag about owning a $1,000 pair of shoes that may or may not look fancy and/or hideous when the rest of the third world is in misery and trying to figure out how to install a working water-well in their own town....

 Because, shoes can be bought on the cheap... and Jesus preached opposite of any message that would promote materialistic gifts (because, simply put, it's not biblical at all).....

And yet, the some young ministers in the UPC are so empty of heart and giving and unselfishness  that it finds it right proper to allow a minister's wife to promote her own valentine's gift of receiving a pair of shoes that will be worn on 3-4 occasions completely appropriate for the kind of minister that they want to have within their ranks....

Usually I go in depth about how abhorred behavior like this is, but I won't. Because, if you're reading this post, and thinking it's cool to own a pair of one-thousand dollar shoes, and still consider yourself loving and Christian in relation to the rest of mankind, then I have nothing else to say to you. Because you are a bad person who deserves nothing but the kind of role you play in the story you tell yourself about how God loves you and everything is right and well with the world and no one needs anything outside of a 1,000 dollar pair of shoes to show off to your friends on facebook, so happy to call yourself "saved" with possession of the full truth....

I won't argue scripture to you if you're one of those people (since, like we have Matthew 25 and a whole lot of Paul to argue against you), but I will say... "Get thee behind me Satan..."

Err... I mean... Just how out of touch with the rest of humanity do you have to be, in order to think the above picture is acceptable? And then add in that you're Christian... and it's just an Unacceptable performance.


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Women around the world are squishing their footsies into bondage booties and walking down their community streets looking like something out of some kinky skin flick.

Somewhere in the fashion industry, some female dom, or near female dom wannabe has determined that bondage BDSM chic has supplanted heroin chic thus making otherwise sane females look as if they are wrapped in some sort of criss-crossing cat-o-nine-tails.

In many locals, women’s sandals have transformed into something Attila the Hun would wear on one of his nastier days. Even the fashion blogs have trouble describing these bondage booties for BDSM babes.

Bondage and BDSM is the basis for this outlandish style shift. I guess it only follows after the punk chic types of fem fashion you see in the recording industry. One popular blog recently expressed it as: “Like so many other things that were only recently considered too sexually charged to see the light of day, in a few short years the leather harness has infiltrated the realms of what we consider fashionable.”

The future is looking up for young men everywhere

The tentative beginnings of BDSM fashion a couple of years ago was simple leather clothes and metal accessories.  Now it has moved on to leather harnesses reminiscent of Ilsa of the SS. Soon, every self-respecting secretary will feel compelled to parade in the office in jack boots, a leather uniform and dual whips. Every executive's dream I am sure.

Likely there will be an explosion of de rigueur workplace accoutrements!
New catalogs of products might include: captive visitor chairs, whipping posts, leather whips, prisoner stocks, and tie down desks! What better way to set an example to other employees for mis-behavior in the workplace! Just think about it! An office spanking or whipping could be the ultimate perk for a BDSM employee – you may have to give it to them as a reward for good behavior, and regular employees as a punishment for bad behavior.

Well maybe I have fantasized a bit excessively with this daydream as I watch all the leather, studs and straps traipse by. I cannot help but wonder though. What are you ladies toking?  Boycott this crap! You have nothing to gain but your dignity! Run, don't walk to the closest white cross shoe outlet and get some sensible shoes back in your life!

Suffragettes and equal rights demonstrators of past ages are turning over in their graves appalled at this trend.

In the meantime, as the new generation of ladies don their latest fashion world uniform, all they see in the mirror is a kick ass (literally) power woman!


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