Doomsday Fortress Bunker on eBay
Like most of us who ordered the Mystic Mayan Power Cloak to survive the end of the world and now you can't find yours either, there's still hope. You can buy a ATLAS-F ICBM Missile Silo Base.
Of course being on eBay doesn’t mean it is a bargain: $425K or make an offer:
19 Acre ATLAS-F ICBM Missile Silo Base Underground Doomsday Fortress Bunker
I’d buy it, but they don’t offer international shipping.
If you have been considering (or dreaming) of owning a decommissioned missile silo, here’s one that is not full of water, but there’s still a lot of work needed:
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US $399,000.00
Swathes of dark comets may be prowling the solar system, posing a deadly threat to Earth [New Scientist]
Comets could be the most significant impact hazard to Earth, with sky surveys underestimating the number that are potentially devastating by a factor of between 10 and 100 [Cosmos Magazine]
Because it does not glow, a dark comet on collision course with the Earth could easily escape detection until disaster looms. [Daily Mail]
In case you cannot afford a bunker in order to survive 2012, you can hopefully afford a mystic Mayan power cloak and some sacred Mayan power pebbles.
There's always the chance 2012's Human Sacrifice will work, if they can get a volunteer before Doomsday?
2012's APOCALYPTIC HUMAN SACRIFICE
Twistianity Today needs 70 virgins for The End of the Age Human Sacrifice Extravaganza
All entries will be judged by a godly panel of Christian™ Pastors from around the world as seen on TBN
12 finalist will compete to be chosen as
2012's APOCALYPTIC HUMAN SACRIFICE
Humans will once again ward off imminent disaster, our final "doom of mankind". It's like having the ultimate back-stage pass to the greatest concert on Earth!
Survive the Apocalypse in style!
Raise your Spiritual Vibration as you Clear your Credit Score!
Begin an Exciting New Life in the Olam Ha-Ba: The Afterlife.
Master the Power of the Ancients while You Explore the Rapture Theory!
Harness Unlimited Love, Money & Power!
Marvel at the Anti-fungal, Anti-bacterial force that makes bathing & deodorant use obsolete when Gamma Rays shower the earth!
Enjoy Instantaneous Enlightenment as you learn the truth “What does GOD really think of Human Sacrifices?”
Non-Virgins can Substitute Family Members, In-Laws, even that Special Relative who's just NOT Right.
Sign your Friends up Today. Tell them 'They'll Save the World one Day'... and Mean it!
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