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Sunday, April 1, 2012

Christian Porn???

Just when you thought it was safe to sit in a church pews again...

Let's purify pornography in our lifetime
Filmed procreation. Porn the way God intended.
Porn
Again?
Is it acceptable for Christians to view adult entertainment? Our stance on pornography is directly informed by our position on 
sex and sexuality with regards to Christianity. Depending on the circumstances, the act of intercourse can be either a defilement 
of the body and soul through lust and indulgence of the senses, or it can be a celebration of God-given sexuality that uplifts the 
bodies and spirits of both partners. Likewise, pornography could either be degrading and sinful (as it almost always is), or it 
could depict acts that, when viewed appropriately, could enhance the sexual and sensual relationships of believers.


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Welcome to the home of the Christian Porn movement. Our mission is to clean up that which is currently known as "pornographic" 
videos, movies, or films. All filmed sexual acts in the Christian Porn genre are genuine intentions to create life, performed by 
heterosexual married Christian couples. As acts of procreation they are not immoral, illicit, or dirty, but expressions of love between 
husband and wife, who are 
in love with each other exclusively. None of the acts are unnatural or adulterous. We feel the viewing of an 
expression of love shared by a married man and woman is one of the most beautiful and natural gifts bestowed to us by God. Praise 
God, brothers and sisters
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The Correct Use of Christian PornThe primary purpose of Christian pornography is to allow married Christian couples to better celebrate their 
sexuality in order to become more intimate with each other and enjoy a closer walk with the Lord. We envision 
married couples watching these films or videos together, using them to initiate a frank and open dialogue about 
sexuality and their own sexual relationship, and then applying the techniques illustrated in the films and incorporating 
them into their own lovemaking. Watching Christian porn is not intended to replace sex in the marriage, nor is its 
purpose simply to arouse the sexual appetites of the husband and wife, but to encourage them to use their sexual 
drives to a higher purpose.

The point of Christian pornography is not to provide material for the fantasies of individuals to use for their own 
gratification or to fuel masturbation. Although masturbation in itself is not wrong, the highest purpose of Christian 
porn is to enrich the sexual relationship between believers. It is not primarily intended to be used by individuals to 
inflame their own desires or as a substitute for a relationship. Under some circumstances, an individual might be 
justified in viewing this material on his or her own. For example, if the purpose of viewing the pornography is 
ultimately in the service of the marriage, if a man wanted to become better instructed in how to please his wife orally, 
or if a wife needed help getting in touch with her sexuality in order to be more open to intimacy with her husband.

Likewise, a single person might find Christian porn instructional if it better prepares them for relating to their future 
spouse. One of the complaints against conventional pornography is that it creates unrealistic expectations about sex 
and warps the viewer’s attitudes towards sexuality and the opposite sex. This argument could not be made against 
Christian porn, because it presents a healthy and realistic representation of married Christian sexual life, and is 
modeling correct and respectful husband-wife relationships, creating a positive vision for what can be expected in a 
future marriage.
Christian Porn Favorites
"The Body of Chris" (2006) -- Starring newcomer Chris Varney and his well-sculpted body. He and Mrs. Varney, a petite 
beauty, love each other on two beaches and in a pool.
"Round Yon Virgin" (2006) -- The raven-haired Louisa Flagler and her well-endowed new husband consummate their 
marriage in a Jacuzzi, losing their virginity together.
"Rod Is the Answer" (2005) --  Christian Porn ironman Rod Parker's most memorable film. Known for their marathon 
sessions, the Parkers perform in the shower, the kitchen, the garage, and practically every room in the house. Follow-up to the 
break-through "In Rod We Trust" (2005).
"Oh, Come, All Ye Faithful" (2004) -- Californians Jodi and Michael Connor follow Sunday service with a love-making 
session, inspired by their reverend's words regarding the value of human touch.
"Lazarus Rises" (2004) -- New Jersey's Mr. and Mrs. Ryan Brooks depict marriage during Biblical times. Wardrobe and 
locations are impressively authentic.



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