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Thursday, December 15, 2011

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This parody speaks of a Fat Red Demon Santa "Old Nick" is an ancient and well known moniker of certain gods (especially of those who rule the subterranean and occult regions such as Hades) and yet Christians and others place their children onto the lap of "Saint Nick" each Yule and instruct them to pray to him for material possessions.

Santa is not what he seems! There was much more to "Nicholas the Wonder worker" than a simple and generous Catholic priest however!

More: Saint Nicholas and the Nicolaitan Heresy