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Thursday, October 6, 2011

THEY TRIED TO KILL US. THEY FAILED. LET'S EAT!

Christian Humor!?


THEY TRIED TO KILL US. THEY FAILED. LET'S EAT!

Four thousand years and it's come to this
Four hummus-spewing idiots
Dodging airborne battles, spit and plying fists... which mostly miss
So don't hijack us for your politics
We're not heroes or heretics
We're just here to get some kicks
So drop the hate and raise your drinks

We're jokers in the war of prejudice
Crusades, and blood libel myths
Inquisitions, Nazis, Stalinists... Neo-nazi lunatics
We're holding out the truth to the revisionists
And laughing in the face of conspiracists
Cos if we ran the world would we have tims for this
Oh lech lehizdayen you pricks

This is not a call to arms this is a celebration
We should be dead by now so we've exceeded expectations
We've seen so many rise and fall taken so many beatings
While you were empire building we were sitting back and eating

This is not a call to arms this is a celebration
We should be dead by now so we've exceeded expectations
We've seen so many rise and fall taken so many beatings
While you were empire building we were sitting back and eating

We struggle just so we can eat
But we will never know defeat
Tradition in our veins runs strong
Our grandmothers know all our songs
We got no children got no wives
Our parents' guilt we have survived
And so for us please do not cry
We're having the time of our lives

This is not a call to arms this is a celebration
We should be dead by now so we've exceeded expectations
We've seen so many rise and fall taken so many beatings
While you were empire building we were sitting back and eating

This is not a call to arms this is a celebration
We should be dead by now so we've exceeded expectations
We've seen so many rise and fall taken so many beatings
While you were empire building we were sitting back and eating

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